Protip of the Day: How to turn your snack bag into an instant snack bowl.
If you need assistance accomplishing this nifty hack without the aid of a tip sheet, simply remember this helpful jingle by redditor gfixler:
Roll, roll, roll your bag
Then enjoy your snack!
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Only 3 times you fucking idiot.Hooray!
See the source for additional snacking protips to help your plump up nice and good for the wicked witch in Hänsel und Gretel.
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