decoratedskin:

Pablo Neruda

So accurate

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thedailywhat:

Protip of the Day: How to turn your snack bag into an instant snack bowl.

If you need assistance accomplishing this nifty hack without the aid of a tip sheet, simply remember this helpful jingle by redditor gfixler:

Roll, roll, roll your bag
Then enjoy your snack!
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Only 3 times you fucking idiot.

Hooray!

See the source for additional snacking protips to help your plump up nice and good for the wicked witch in Hänsel und Gretel.

[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Nicole Hamilton: “Untooned Spongebob Squarepants”

Tom Kenny’s face + a sponge + Madonna’s arms = What has been seen… must be killed with F-I-R-E.

[cartoonbrew.]

sheldoncooper:

fuckyeahsheldonpenny:

fujiidom:

Why are we all here?

The Big Bang Theory, 3x18 - The Pants Alternative

squishie:

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omg I remember this ;_______________;

This is the only episode that has ever stuck in my mind.

iwantyoursoda:

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